Margaret discovered that Fr Mark had a list where people could sign up to read the Gospel on Pascha. She saw that there were people signed up for Russian, Ukranian, Serbian, Spanish, German, etc. Margaret was hoping she could sign up for something too, but she doesn't know another language.
So she offered, "Mom, can I sign up for 'British accent?'"
Alas, I had to say no.
Indeed He is Risen!!