First the child is weaned. Then he walks. Then he runs. Then he learns to potty. Then he learns to potty and everything else. Sometimes a mama has to check up on the child and make sure he's doing everything completely.
Sunday I took LMark to the potty at church. He went tinkle fine. Pulled up his pants fine. Oops forgot the underwear today.
Wait a minute, "I gah go poopers." So he goes. He wanted me to turn off the light so he could have his "bivantsy," that is, his "privacy."
So I turn the light off and wait.
He finishes his business and I turn on the light. I inform him he has to wash his hands.
"Me gah blush first."
"Ok, Mark, go ahead and flush."
I was astonished, but happy I had something for the blog.
I can't believe I posted this.